"Cute Mugshot Girl" Went Ahead And Got Herself Arrested Again

 

HuffPo – Alysa Bathrick, 18, whose booking photo went viral last year after she shared it on Twitter, was collared again Monday in Raleigh, North Carolina on shoplifting charges, the New York Daily News reports. She appears to revel in the fame she cultivated when she posted her mugshot on Dec. 1 last year with the tweet, “Surrendered myself at 7 a.m., got released at 11:30 a.m. Fuck what you heard. And my mugshot’s cute.”

 

 

When another user asked her what she was in for, she replied, “Xanax homie.” Bathrick quickly earned the moniker “Cute Mugshot Girl” as well as thousands of creepy Twitter followers. But on Monday, she added another mugshot to her growing gallery. She’s been arrested at least three times in North Carolina on charges including a pair of assaults, the Daily News reports.

 
 

Fuck what ya heard, this bitch is back. She lives for being the cute mugshot girl. It’s her thing. She knows that when she needs attention she can catch a simple assault case and take a cute af mugshot and win our hearts and dicks all over again.

Now here’s the problem: You see the two pics I put at the top? Cute girl. But she got a bit chunkier in mugshot 2. For most people it wouldn’t matter if they put on a couple lbs between Thanksgiving and New Years, but when you’re Cute Mugshot Girl you have to get on that scale and tighten it up. You have a reputation to uphold. Not great for her #brand. Can’t be letting that holiday weight take over. But anyway, let’s fast forward to the third arrest mugshot….

 

 

Now I’m all sorts of confused. Looks cute as all get out again, but with a big ol’ rash on her head. Looks like the pressure of being Cute Mugshot Girl is taking a toll on her. She better watch out, some other minx is going to start pushing Xanys and next thing you know this girl will be on the island of misfit mugshot girls. Clean that shit up and go get arrested again, show us you still have your fastball. No more of this bush league shit.